i just want my sunflower tattoo already!!!
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
Anyone who criticizes things to detect date rape drugs, like the straws or the nail polish, because it “promotes” date rape, first off, you’re a fucking idiot.
But more importantly…
I hope you never wear a seat belt because that just promotes reckless driving. You better not lock your doors either, because that promotes burglary. And definitely don’t support retailers who use security cameras, because they’re excusing theft.
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
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Excuse u u rnt aloud 2 post stuf lik thad.
SUCK MY DICK